Petition for Bingo & Taco night to be a thing weekly. I am great at Bingo, I'm already looking forward to my future days in a nursing home.
Also, you guys should come to the Salazar Gala and bid on things for a good cause. Heard a rumor that one of the items up for auction is a romantic helicopter ride over the coast for two, with some champagne and the handsome pilot serenading you if you want.
EFFIE
So, I won tickets to the Nutcracker thing coming up.