RETURN TEXTS
-- I probably would maim myself or others if I tried those. -- Mum was from the Zulu tribe in South Africa, and grew up largely away from modern conveniences. She taught me as much as she could about living that way before we lost her, even if she had adapted when she moved to Ireland and became a nurse. She was one hell of a woman. -- I'm pretty sure this means we need to have a cake party at some point.