RETURN TEXTS
-- I mean, that was the one and only time I woke up shoe-less under a bridge, so my life could definitely be worse. -- One of the girls on my softball team had them. Apparently I tried to trade them for more booze. -- I'm usually the one that ends up fixing us breakfast, but I'm not very good at it. So we ate a lot of those really shitty pop-the-can cinnamon rolls with the orange icing. Or I'd make biscuits from scratch. -- But I burned them like 75% of the time. -- Da always sings me a really horribly off-key birthday song, and only really buys presents that are practical. -- It was never really feasible to do a whole cake for two people, so he always just bought me a cupcake.