CASH | EVAN
Someone that doesn't annoy me. And they can't look at me like I'm competition, though that falls under them not annoying me. Decent sense of humor. If they fake laugh at one of your jokes once, they're out of there. They also can't do that hair wave thing. You know, where people will sort of just kind of bounce their hair over their shoulders, like they're in a shampoo commercial? That's not allowed. References need to check out. Must be proficient in Excel. You know, normal things.