- Loads of relationships. Some more ill-advised than others. - Including a relationship with 9 year-old George who was completely obsessed with you and called you his girlfriend. And regaled us all (but mostly you) with endless knock-knock jokes. - Punching Malfoy in the face and spending a fortnight in prison with me. You were a great jail buddy. More than worth it. Would 100% do it again. - You were groomswoman at my wedding.
Oh, and you have a kid with Oliver in the future. Cheers!