Teddy
I know. Loads of wild things happened there - I can tell you some of them, if you want. Like one time we all got Halloween costumes that slowly took over and made us into the costume, pitted us against each other and everything.
Maybe you weren't; that specifically didn't happen much. A few times at most and it was never the same. Though safety was never important enough to matter to the magic or whatever you want to say controlled everything, we never stranded kids on a ship, so yeah that's good.