Long story short, I was taken to a weird island about a second before- an event I don't want to relive. That was two years ago. Since then, I got married to- someone I shouldn't have, got a very quick divorce and then got together with Megan Jones. We fell in love, got married, she got pregnant and now I'm here with our 6-month old son and she's not here. Yet. I'll try to find a way to get her back.
Still too-long story shorter, I have one! Congratulations, you're an uncle! And I'm 22.