Seifer
It'd have to be Fujin, I think. The rest would be all biased and weird.
I don't think I will though, it'd come off completely wrong. Dear Fujin, what was Seifer like when he was younger? She might think I'm one of the teeming masses.
Of course, since she's your friend, my guess is that she'd give you *#^% about that forever, so it might be entertaining to do anyway.