The Old Guard/Great British Bake Off - Andy, Paul Hollywood
“Andy. Tell us about your Greek Myths cake.” Paul Hollywood was determined this time he’d rattle this contestant. He always did, eventually.
Andy shrugged. “It’s cake. Flour, eggs, sugar, milk. Some red shit inside, for blood.”
“I see.” Paul eyed the sculptured sponge critically. “Why’s the lion part so small? As I recall, a chimera is predominantly leonine?”
“A common misconception. They’re mostly serpent.”
Paul turned the steely blues on her, and met a gaze of stone.
For several eons, the tent held its collective breath.
Paul Hollywood dropped his eyes. “Great cake, Andy. Very mythological. And tasty. Uhm, bye.”