Schitt´s Creek - David/Patrick, only it´s Pitt´s River and Philip/Daniel written by Patrick&David
Philip is the happiest man on Earth when science discovers an unexpected cure to the virus so quickly. It turns out a drug against erectile dysfunction (“What? No!”)/ diarrhea? (“Ew, Patrick!”)/ malaria? (“Fine.”) was working wonderfully.
Daniel recovered within a few days and even though he had lost a bit of weight (“Aw, thanks babe for writing that in. Wait, does that mean I have to lose weight?”), he was still very sexy in Philip´s eyes (“Oh, okay. Go on.”) and very soon they could not keep their hands off each other and stayed inside some more voluntarily. (“You´re talented.”)