Re: Near the edge of the roof
Officer Krispie considered the two young women for a long moment, and then gave his partner a withering expression as he pushed his aviators up onto the top of his head. "Officer Blubberbuss, ah swear, sometimes yer just so stupid that ah don't think you could find your ass with both hands." He paused to grab a couple of glasses of something blue and fruity-looking from a passing waiter, and downed both drinks in quick succession. Then he turned back to the problem at hand and began to examine the plastic handcuffs that joined the two women together.
"Yee-eep, just like ah thought. High-grade carbon steel, the strongest substance known in the universe," he drawled, giving every impression of knowing exactly what he was talking about. "Can only be cut with a lightsaber or one of Dolly Parton's cheek implants. Looks like y'all are gonna be gettin' real friendly for a while. Gettin' outta those things is gonna be about as easy as herdin' chickens."
He gave Officer Blubberbuss a significant look and then turned back to Meredith, eyeing her thoughtfully. "Tell me, ma'am - are you feelin' particularly attached to your thumb?"