Deadpool shrugged. "I rather like having fun than be bored constantly." She had the right assumption about him, Deadpool having all sorts of issues from his his time in the Weapon X program. If he ever had normal thoughts and feelings, well--Do you think we can go get shrimp at the all-you-can-eat buffet? "That sounds awesome!" he exclaimed to himself, furthering the others' suspicion of him.
Captain America's authoritative demand was truly adorable. If he really did everything he was told, he'd now have a tattoo of Bertha the Sailor Whale on his butt. That and he'd be a more honest and decent man. Boring.
At his step forward, Deadpool casually took one back. "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, but I have a better one. Just try taking my weapons from me and we're going to have a huge kerfuffle on our hands. However, if you let me on my merry way then we can let bygones be bygones and no one will get hurt." Yet.