Doors

[Delivered by mail to Bruce B., Pepper P., Gwen S., Mary Jane W., Billy K., Laura K.,Thor, Remy L., Peter P., Steve R., Jamie M., Carol D. (if they can be found, I make no assumptions): commlinks to a satellite-connected network. Anyone attempting to hack it will have quite a job, and they'll probably end up talking to Tony's uptight AI--not advised. He assumes they will understand that the comm comes with GPS tracking, but he doesn't explicitly say so. It fits pretty deeply in the ear canal to prevent loss during various transformations, explosions, unexpected flight etc.--but it's extremely light. They have to give a voice command of their choosing to activate and deactivate it. There's a cute little JARVIS guided automatic setup process when they first put it in.]

[Marvel Hero Comm.]

[To those who have it activated, if any. With a slight hint of sarcasm, but clear as a bell. Take that, bluetooth.]

This time you're being notified that there will be live munitions experiments at the top of the tower. Try not to sail into any small explosions Thursday.

[Thanksgiving, whatever. He reserves the right to explode turkeys. Not like Preston has plans.]

[Locked to Maddie Kate R]
We've not met, and I'll warn you in advance that I will certainly be less entertaining than you're accustomed to, but Gwen mentioned you, and I thought I should say hello. I figure it's proper, if we're to possibly die together.

[Locked to Adam W]
You don't remember me at all, do you?

[Locked to Alexander M]
Would you possibly consider helping your little orphan sibling with something? I'm not certain it'll be needed yet, but it doesn't hurt to ask. If you need buttering up, I'll tell you that I just got out of hospital after almost perishing in the most dramatic fashion.

[Private to Gwen S.]
[As Carol D.]

Hey, pretty lady. Jackass in my head told me you'd like to know that Flash bounced. I'm sorry. The most I know about Flash is that he used to give Spidey the worst swirlies.

[Private to MJ]
[As Carol D.]

MJ, Adam is too much of a pussy to tell MK that Flash is gone. Either that or he was just trying to be an asshole. [Blink.] Hi, sorry. Getting used to this whole thing. I'm Carol. I know you, but you probably don't know me. I used to invite you over for drinks and then have dizzy spells in the middle of it. Good times.

So Gwen's gone.

[Public]

really fucking tired of how much fucking around goes on at these things. whoever the fuck wanted to use me as a fucking chew-toy, you bring your car in I'll puncture your tires.

[Ford]

you ok?

[MK]

got a fucking screechy blond telling me I gotta check in. you ok? don't want her to die of fucking PMS.

[Marina]

[After MUCH deliberation] anyone kill you?

I know you all were just dying to check under my loincloth.

[Gray d L]

I'm heading back to Italy for a time. I'd rather recoup around family, even if I was horrible to them, than here in the city. I will be back eventually. Do keep in touch.

[Group lock to Wren & Luke]

To both of you, thank you. Especially to you, Luke, for helping me recently. I'm heading back home for a time since I was released from the hospital. But I'll be back eventually. I enjoy the states entirely too much to stay gone for long.

[Locked to Maddie Kate]

Thank you for giving an enemy a place to stay when he needed it most. I can't tell you how much it meant to me, particularly with the bad blood between us.

I'm heading back to Italy at the end of the week. If you ever feel the need to get away, my home is always open to you.

[Locked to Nell M]

I'm sorry for everything. I'll always love you, Nell. I don't think anyone will make me feel like you did. I wish you nothing but the best and I wish I could have been that for you.

thought putting her through nights would settle her the fuck down. instead she has a fucking shit-fit. whoever the fuck has Tony, fuck you. and the other assistant, she can take a fucking turn, MK, MJ, M what the fuck ever.

[Ford]

hospital set you right?

[Blake]

in case he ain't talking to me, the hospital didn't say nothing about Ford, right?

[March]

so how much?

[Sam]

seen your name floating round. that mean you're straight again?

[Public]

[Mad] What did you do?

[MJ Watson]

We need to talk.

Anyone need baby things? Three months through a year. Some of it was really nice. Girl stuff. There's a bouncy chair. No one wants them, I'll take it all to Goodwill but I figured I'd ask here first. In case.

[locked to spidey kids]

I'm alive. Who missed me? Aside from me, obviously.

[locked to neil d]

[After this.]

Heyyyyyyy. We don't know each other but I want to pass on a message to you. Awkward, but kind of important.

[locked to adam w.]

[Slowly.] Busy right now?

[locked to sam a.]

[Just as slow.] Hi, babydoll.

[public]

Where's the good parties on the Strip these days?

[Locked to the Spiderkids + Billy K]

Have any of you seen Peter recently? We were supposed to meet for dinner two days ago, and he never showed. He's not answering calls, either.

[When no other replies come after a day, she erases this post and just focuses obsessively on her work with the symbiote.]

[Public]

Spending any time at all the other side of the door is like participating in a dreadful soap opera.


[MJ Watson]

[...] Was it you who picked up Mr Stark's dry-cleaning?

[Private to MK]
[Backdated a bit to a couple days after the run into Wren crisis.]

Saw Wren the other day.

[Public]

Surprised we're all still here.

[During her conversation with Sebastian]

[Phone Call: MK Robinson]

Ring

[Locked: Wren H & Luke H]

What happened to her?

[locked to peter p.]

Hey, tiger. Long time, no see. MK is freaking I need someone to

[locked to harry o.]

I fucking ha Why haven't you Hate you [Nothing sent.]

[email to tony s.]

[Also CC'd to Pepper Potts, though MJ doesn't realize that.]

Mr. Stark,

Sorry I haven't been around very much the past month. I've had [...] complications with the other side of the door. No more fruit salad for lunch, right? Pretty sure that it's all gone bad by now. Let me know if you need anything

Mary Jane Watson

[public.]

Last week of summer in New York, and I haven't done one fun thing. It's a sin.

[Call to Mary Jane.]

[Ring, ring.]

[Public]

New York you have the best foooooood. There's no sand in my falafel.

[text to adam w.]

[With this picture attached. She didn't tell him she was even thinking about getting a dog.] he needs a name :)

[locked to wren h.]

i dont what should i say hi kitten.

[public.]

sarah mclachlan wins again

[Locked to MK]

[After seeing the blood and hearing the screams, then not finding a body afterwards.]

Hey. You alright?