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Thierry Bellamy & Jonathan Crane are (antiqued) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-09-24 20:17:00

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So. I don't suppose anyone is in the market for a circa-1950 'vitalator', would they?

People find the oddest things when they clean out their grandparents' house.

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	agoodman 2012-09-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Is that a vibrator? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	antiqued 2012-09-25 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Technically, it is a 'body massager'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agoodman 2012-09-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
	And the chances that it was used on the body instead of elsewhere? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antiqued 2012-09-25 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Quite high, I must admit. This particular model seems unused. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huntsforher 2012-09-25 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I literally raised my hand before it really registered that you're auctioning off your grandma's sex toy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	antiqued 2012-09-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Not mine. It was brought in to my shop by a customer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsforher 2012-09-25 01:51 am UTC (link)
	I'll get back to you after I contemplate the potential for blackmail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antiqued 2012-09-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
	All I've to say is that I cannot and will not be held responsible for anything that you do with it, should you buy it. I must also add that it appears to be nearly brand new, and still in the box. Quite rare. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pesadilla 2012-09-25 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Find a vintage Hitachi Magic Wand and then we'll talk. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	antiqued 2012-09-25 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'll leave the cleaning to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)