Okay, so. Mike really needs to get out of the apartment and doing things. Does anyone have any hobby recommendations for a 40-something ex-Navy SEAL? Though, don't let that fool you. He's actually a complete sweetheart (if you get to know him). Or, if anyone needs to rent a bodyguard or something, he can do that too!
Plus. You know. Friends. Girlfriends. He could use those too (but only one girlfriend, obviously).