Inspired by hyz's post, tell me about the most awful person you work with right now.
This guy started working with me 3 years ago, I had already been with the company for a year, and on his first day of work it came up in conversation that I had been losing weight. He asked me how much I had lost so far and I told him around 20lbs, and his response was "Wow, if you're this fat now, you must have been a fucking whale to begin with." Cue the disgust with this human being. Over the years he has destroyed many cars with his incompetence but being my boss's nephew, he never gets reprimanded for it. He ruined a new paint job on a car by cleaning the car with lacquer thinner, because according to him, that's what you need to do. Every time he fucks something up, he comes up with a retarded excuse or blames it on someone else. He is late, everyday. He leaves early, everyday. According to him, the movie The Punisher was written about him. He was not kidding. He also has an IQ of 211 because he took the test online and just remembered all the answers so by the third time, his score got better and better. He thinks he has more power than I do because he is 30 years older, even though I am a manager and he is just a mechanic. He tells me what to do all the time, he will work on something but leave his tools and trash out all over the place and refuse to clean it up because that is "my job." This is all ignoring the fact that he smokes 30 cigarettes a day near cars and open containers of gasoline, he never bathes, he never lets anyone finish a god damn sentence. Anytime I have to tell him to do something, or anyone else has to ask him to do something, he freaks out and storms out of the building because "no one can tell [him] what to do." It has gotten to the point where I told my boss that James is not allowed to talk to me, we will never work in the same room, we will never work on the same thing, and if he does need to talk to me, he will tell my boss and my boss will tell me for him. It has been working out alright for a few months but now everyday I see him and completely ignore his existence, and he yells at me for ignoring him because I am like a little brother to him. Dude is off his fucking rocker. /rant