My stupid fucking philosophy teacher. Holy fucking shit he is the biggest douche. He thinks hes so clever and funny but hes a hypocritical shit head. The first day of philosophy class he said "It's so easy to just get by and pass this class." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE GIVES A NEW ASSIGNMENT EVERY WEEK AND GRADES THEM SO HARD THAT HALF THE KIDS IN THE CLASS HAVE A 70 OR LOWER. WHAT THE FUCK! I just want to fucking kick him in the balls and rip off his 'cool' and 'edgy' ponytail. Oh my gosh hes so cool and out of the social norms because he has a poooooonytaaaaiiil and a beeeeeaaaaaaaaard. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING STOMACH! He preaches all this "oh don't abide by the school bells its a construct!" "I don't believe in grades" THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE US SO MANY FUCKING RIDICULOUS, DUMB PAPERS THAT YOU GRADE LIKE A BEAST? He gave us our last assignment today...DUE MONDAY! THE CLASS ENDS ON FRIDAY! I DON'T EVEN HAVE HIS CLASS ANYMORE ON MONDAY! WUT?!