so tonight, when my curfew was coming close, i decided i just wasn't going to go home because i knew both of my parents were asleep. well, around midnight, by dad texts me asking me where the hell i am (my curfew is 10. my guess is he woke up and decided to look outside for some odd reason for my car). so i feed him some b.s. about how my mom extended my curfew to midnight because school starts later because of exams. he believed it.
here's the good part. i text my mom and say, "If dad asks, my curfew was midnight. If you agree to this, your next three starbucks coffees are on me." She replies, "Okay."
Hahaha, addicts. What shady deals have you been up to, div?