to work at american apparel you'd have to stop eating, washing your hair, lose ur blaq womanly curves, and dress ~ironically~ all the time D:
and you'd have to ride a bike, or travel around in a scooter D: because you'd have to become weird and ~quirky~
then you'd have to start smoking a lot, and standing around like you don't give a shit, then have your friends take pictures of you standing around not giving a shit while being weird and quirky.