kids say the darndest things, right? so tell me a funny story about something you said when you were a kid! or just tell me funny stories about any kid you know who's said something ridiculous.
my mom told me that when i was about 3, we went to mcdonalds and a very large woman walked by and i went "pheeeeewwww mama that big fat lady stinks!!!!"
another time my mom gave me carrots and i said, "um, excuse me, but i didn't order this!"
i've been kinda blunt every since i came out of the womb.