See bottom for long translation ^_~
Ты ... Я не знаю, как поговорить с вами, а теперь вы говорите Россию тоже ... Ты прекрасна. И теперь я говорю полное и полное тарабарщина. Великий.
Means to secure a place to
Why does this give me a bad feeling?
Well, yes, alright. I would very much appreciate it if it's not a bother.
Sleeping over with two gorgeous women
Mother would kill me.
((Translation: You are... I don't know how to talk to you and now you speak Russian too... You are wonderful. And now I am speaking utter and complete gibberish. Fantastic.))