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@ 2014-10-04 16:13:00

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!match, !team: falcons, !team: wasps

Match #32: Wimbourne Wasps vs. Falmouth Falcons at Ilkley Moor, 12 PM

Wasps: 410
Falcons: 410

The Wasps scored a total of twenty-six goals out of thirty-six shots on goal: seven by Alexis Flume, eleven by Chaser Two, and eight by Chaser Three.

The Falcons scored a total of forty-one goals out of fifty-two shots on goal: fourteen by Chaser One, ten by Chaser Two, and seventeen by Chaser Three.

Wasps Keeper Roxanne Weasley made a total of eleven saves.

Falcons Keeper Pollux Silva made a total of ten saves.

~~I REFUSE TO WRITE THE BEATERS. NO. SUFFICE IT TO SAY EVERYONE DIED.~~

Wasps Beater Julius Montague made a total of six hits: a hard blow to Pollux Silva that resulted in a broken bone or dislocation, a blow to Pollux Silva's head that left her dazed, a hard hit to Chaser Two that resulted in a sprain or fracture, a hard hit to the Falcons Seeker that resulted in a sprain or fracture, a hard blow to Chaser Two that resulted in broken bone or dislocation, and a brutal hit to Pollux Silva that removed her from play completely. Two additional shots at Chaser Two, a shot at Chaser Three, and a shot at Chaser One were all successfully dodged by their targets.

In addition, Wasps Beater Julius Montague blocked six bludgers from hitting his teammates.

Wasps Beater Beater Two made no hits. Three shots to Chaser Three, two shots to Chaser One, and two shots to the Falcons Seeker were all successfully dodged by their targets.

In addition, Wasps Beater Beater Two blocked eight bludgers from hitting his/her teammates.

Falcons Beater Eamon Carroll made a total of eleven hits: A blow that knocked the wind out of Roxanne Weasley, a brutal hit to Alexis Flume which removed her from play completely, a blow to Roxanne Weasley's head which left her dazed, a brutal blow to Roxanne Weasley which removed her from play completely, a hard blow to Alexis Flume which resulted in a broken bone or dislocation, a hard blow to Chaser Three that resulted in a sprain or fracture, another hard blow to Chaser Three that resulted in a sprain or fracture, a hard blow to Chaser Three that resulted in a broken bone or sprain, another blow to Roxanne Weasley's head which left her dazed, a third hard hit to Chaser Three that resulted in a sprain or fracture, and a blow to Chaser Three's head that left him/her dazed. Two shots at Chaser Two were successfully dodged by their target.

In addition, Falcons Beater Eamon Carroll blocked five bludgers from hitting his teammates.

Falcons Beater Beater Two made a total of six hits: a glancing blow to Roxanne Weasley, a blow to Roxanne Weasley's head which left her dazed, a blow that knocked the wind out of Chaser Two, a glancing blow to Chaser Three, a hard blow to Roxanne Weasley which resulted in a broken bone or dislocation, and a glancing blow to Chaser Three. An additional shot at Chaser Three and a shot at Alexis Flume were successfully dodged by their targets.

In addition, Falcons Beater Beater Two blocked six bludgers from hitting his/her teammates.

Wasps Seeker Atticus Clutterbuck easily caught the snitch, tying things up between the two teams.

NOTES: I hate beaters.

Our first tie!

Rox had a penalty of -15. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER DODGING.

WHAT DID CHASER THREE EVER DO TO YOU, EAMON?!

MATCH TRANSCRIPT

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	jerkassfacade 2014-10-04 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	"...a hard blow to Alexis Flume which resulted in a broken bone or dislocation..." "...a brutal hit to Alexis Flume which removed her from play completely..." Evan. Is going. To kill. Eamon. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whee 2014-10-04 08:23 pm UTC (link)
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	jerkassfacade 2014-10-04 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	She has a ward. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cudgel 2014-10-04 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	He will have to find him first cause Eamon is officially AWOL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jerkassfacade 2014-10-05 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Don't underestimate him. He is a genius, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cudgel 2014-10-05 02:17 am UTC (link)
	ok go (Reply to this) (Parent)

cudgel
2014-10-04 08:28 pm UTC (link)

Before the game, Eamon seemed a bit frazzled and his usual pre-game speech seemed a bit... off.

And then the game happened.

Afterward, he made very brief commentary to the press, seeming very agitated and distractible the whole time, told his team they played a good game, and then vanished without even changing from his uniform.

Well, Julius, at least no one will be talking about you killing people this week, because Eamon kinda stole your thunder.

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	whee 2014-10-04 08:29 pm UTC (link)
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	cudgel 2014-10-04 08:31 pm UTC (link)
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	everyonedies 2014-10-04 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Rox says, "Fuck dodging," or would If she was conscious. With that many hits its probably safe to say she's unconscious rn, put that way by healers if not literalky knocked out. (Reply to this)

	mrnovember 2014-10-04 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. It's like the Hunger Games up in here. (Reply to this)

	treatshisflock 2014-10-04 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	...woah If anyone needs hospital after that, Oliver will be ready. What a game, beaters! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everyonedies 2014-10-07 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Rox went to hospital! She got out today (Monday). (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kestrel 2014-10-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Wow, Eamon, tell us how you really feel. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cudgel 2014-10-05 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Chaser Three had a bad haircut and needed to be informed aggressively. Or SOMETHING. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	classical 2014-10-05 12:32 am UTC (link)
	ATTICUS IS ON CLOUD NINE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everyonedies 2014-10-05 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations to Atticus! Rox, obviously, is indisposed and unable to go drinking... but I suspect he won't have trouble finding someone else to. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_roary862 2014-10-05 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	DAMN. Rory is impressed, Eamon. She'd def buy you a round of drinks for that, yo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cudgel 2014-10-05 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Eamon is busy being dramatic, so it might have to wait till Sunday night, depending on how things play out. But he when he's able to he will gladly take that round of drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_roary862 2014-10-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh brother, the dramaz! Rory wants no part in that anyway, ha. But yesss she'd be happy to whenever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cudgel 2014-10-06 06:06 am UTC (link)
	If Eamon could, he would avoid his own drama, too, so he doesn't blame her for not wanting a part, haha. Still not 100% sure how this final log is gonna pan out so I will get back to you on when Eamon was free for drinks? Or we can just assume Sunday night whichever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_roary862 2014-10-06 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Either way is fine by me! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	everyonedies 2014-10-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Okay, so Rox got the wind knocked out of her once, got hit in the head three times, broke a bone and then got taken out of the game for good. I'm gonna say she was in the hospital for the rest of the weekend. (Reply to this)