yippee ki yay, YHWH. (innerturmoil) wrote in dissendiumlives, @ 2012-03-23 23:04:00 |
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NOVEMBER 1975: Sirius vs. Lily: the eternal battle.
FORMAT: Owls.
WHO: So far as I can tell, Sirius, Lexy, Lee, and Hazel. ljArchive doesn't save lj-cuts, so I'm not sure who all he sent it to.
WHEN: November 9, 1975.
WHAT: Look away, James.
Hey. By now I assume you've all heard of Evans's little temper tantrum last night. You've probably either been hexed, punched, had your girlfriend hexed, or something equally heinous as a result of it. Well I say it's time we put a stop to Evans's little fucking power trip. She's been even more unbearable than she used to be - meaning no offense to your feelings, James - since she became a Prefect, and I say it's time we knock her down a couple steps. So far I've figured out a few possible plots for revenge including: green hair, weight gaining charm, loss of voice, warts, having her toothpaste container filled with undiluted Bobotuber pus, a universal silent treatment from the entire school, and - preferably - all of the above. Who's up for meeting me next Friday at Midnight under the Quidditch stands for a discussion on the behavior of the lovely and psychotic Miss Evans? Reply ASAP. -Sirius Okay, on the first count- I'm definately with you on the Evans count. She hexed me! Man, that is not a cool way to do the power stuff. I think she's been reading waaay too much Machiavelli. Also, I'm also good with the other plan, concerning Lee and Remus and so on, if you are. I'm out, Alexandrea? Lexy. Alrighty. Friday night, midnight, under the Quidditch stands, bring plots for revenge and whatever funds you might have to contribute to our ultimate goal. I am in. I am very. Fucking. In. -Lee Alright. Midnight, Friday, under the Quidditch stands. Hey Lee - are you alright? You haven't replied to anyone's comments and last time I asked around the common room no one had seen you since this morning. The dorm's worried about you - your loverboy in particular. *winks* ... Swing by. Or something. I'll be up all night plotting revenge anyways. Count me in. She has really gone too far. -Hazel Midnight, Friday, under the Quidditch stands. Bring any plans for revenge and whatever money you can spare on supplies. Tell anyone you think might help out. |