Stubby Boardman liked Mary Tomes. Moreover, Ashley Dick liked Mary Tomes. It was rare that the two identities agreed on a person. (For instance, Ashley found Lucy embarrassing and temperamental, while Stubby found Jane naggy and demanding.) However, Stubby enjoyed Mary's free spirit and the fact that she, a tall young skinny blonde thing, definitely wanted to make out with him. Ashley enjoyed her generally being a sweet girl, and the fact that she paid him a lot of attention. Both of them appreciated that she was hot. And liked their music.
"Hello, Mary Tomes," said Stubby Boardman, who liked to show up to things like this at random just to prove what a cool, nice fucking rockstar he was. "Haven't seen you around in a while."