[1] an embarrassing story [2] when i was 16, i told this girl i liked that i had a cousin who was a famous quidditch star (which was true) [3] this was over the summer [4] so she asked me if he had taught me any moves and i said yes [5] so then i had to prove it [6] and i used her new broomstick to try to do a loop and i crashed into a tree instead [7] and i broke my arm [8] and she did NOT want to makeout after that