[1] i don't say this lightly or to just anyone but i'm sure your regular boring ideas are great and you're welcome to tell me all of them. you could write me a letter of all of them [2] but i mean, if you're not good at focusing i'll take it that i'm just that distracting you can't focus on your own ideas [3] i know i'm attractive [4] you're hot tho. the hottest thing abt me is how extremely sexy it is when i both forget to brush my hair and leave trusty hats at home.