[1] I like that better [2] So, there's this monocle drinking in the bar [3] It lights up a cigarette, but the barkeep tells it it has to go outside, city ordinances and that [4] So just as it's getting up from its barstool, another monocle comes out of the bathroom and bumps into it [5] They get all tangled up. The more they try to escape, the more hopelessly entwined they are [6] And the barkeep has had enough [7] "Hey! You two!" [8] "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"