[1] it's my turn to be sceptical [2] but okay, i'll tell you one of mine [3] back when i was working for the dept of magical games & sports i was very, very star struck to have to interact with quidditch stars. and i met a beater i will leave unnamed and i was so charmed by her that i walked dead on into a rubbish bin. [4] and then i somehow FELL into the bin. and of course she laughed at me. [5] she was way older than me anyway.