[1] so let's say you've got two quidditch teammates. and they're into each other. and it'd be great. like, really great. but both the teammates have spotty romantic histories! and if things go south, it could mess up the dynamic of the whole team! [2] and then the team loses the playoffs and then rosier will make some dumb fuck comment about how it's all because the coach's mum is a muggle or something. and i'll have a stroke live on air [3] the sex was great but at WHAT COST [4] the PLAYOFFS, jez