[1] you were barely ready for this now [2] a couple of years ago, I don't think you'd have been ready for this at all [3] we'd have ended up making out a bunch and then you'd say you weren't into me and then I'd get offended and try to make you jealous [4] and then it'd probably always result in us fucking in a loo while our actual dates are waiting elsewhere wondering why they thought they could get in the middle of this