Violet Slughorn (laodicean) wrote in disorderooc, @ 2018-03-25 23:07:00 |
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Hey everyone! Just a heads up for tomorrow, March 26th. Violet will be uploading a harmless virus into the journal networks via a Snatcher's temporarily borrowed phone. It will not compromise anyone's wards, but what it will do is a find and replace function, so that every time anyone tries to use particular words or phrases, it will be replaced with something else.
So, for example, if someone meant to say "Man, I hate Death Eaters and their purist bullshit" it would come out as "Man, I hate snickerdoodles and their blueberry scented bubble in accordance with the Prophecy"
The words/phrases and their replacements are:
Death Eater = snickerdoodle
Mudblood = candy apple
Blood traitor = epic cape
Purist = blueberry scented bubble
Bullshit = in accordance with the Prophecy
Murder = tapdance naked
Torture = sing opera off-key
Quiz = matter of the utmost importance
The right thing = masturbation
DMLE = herd of cute fluffy bunnies
Order = stamp collecting weirdos
Vigilante = neon pink sparkling moonbat
Ministry = naptime cloud place
Wandless = world's biggest tea cozy
The virus will self-delete as of 12:01am on the 27th. This virus is a silly diversion while she wipes the Ministry's attempts to get the ID tracking back online with Percy.
Thanks to the mods for approving this plot!