Hey everyone! Just a heads up for tomorrow, March 26th. Violet will be uploading a harmless virus into the journal networks via a Snatcher's temporarily borrowed phone. It will not compromise anyone's wards, but what it will do is a find and replace function, so that every time anyone tries to use particular words or phrases, it will be replaced with something else.
So, for example, if someone meant to say "Man, I hate Death Eaters and their purist bullshit" it would come out as "Man, I hate snickerdoodles and their blueberry scented bubble in accordance with the Prophecy"
The words/phrases and their replacements are:
Death Eater = snickerdoodle Mudblood = candy apple Blood traitor = epic cape Purist = blueberry scented bubble Bullshit = in accordance with the Prophecy Murder = tapdance naked Torture = sing opera off-key Quiz = matter of the utmost importance The right thing = masturbation DMLE = herd of cute fluffy bunnies Order = stamp collecting weirdos Vigilante = neon pink sparkling moonbat Ministry = naptime cloud place Wandless = world's biggest tea cozy
The virus will self-delete as of 12:01am on the 27th. This virus is a silly diversion while she wipes the Ministry's attempts to get the ID tracking back online with Percy.