Baz.
I'm serious. I mean, about going on air. I would probably just stab Rosier in the thigh, nothing fatal. But If Lucius Malfoy, who is possibly the last person anyone would ever associate with Quidditch, can be on your show, why can't someone (me) who actually played Quidditch (me) and was even a team captain (me) but has nothing to do with the sport nowadays (me) also be featured?