Did I sound drunk this morning or did I successfully blag my way through it? Someone must have been awake enough. I sure as shit wasn't but it's not like I listen to myself.
Potential crimes under muggle law don't count anymore, right? In a completely hypothetical scenario, which in no way has anything to do with what may or may not have happened or how much alcohol may have been consumed or any sort of animals that may or may not have been involved? I also think crime is too harsh a word, maybe potentially completely unintentional law adjacent actions which may have resulted in more than a hangover?
In completely unrelated news, if anyone has any idea what you're supposed to feed a giant cat that may have spontaneously appeared?