BJ.
Because I'm not jealous. I have very valid reasons for disliking him and I find it ANNOYING that you still do! and you spent so much time with him and there's all that fanfiction and he knows so much more quidditch than I do so when you get your show back you're going to have some late night bonding over balls and then whoops suddenly you'll be fucking in the recording booth with everyone watching which pings at least one of your kinks and