He hasn't woken up so we might have to just portkey him the fuck out straight away to somewhere.
I'm happy to do the rest. Especially if faking a fight helps your cover. Mine's blown now, so might as well put it to good use.
He doesn't deserve this. He's good at his job! He loves rules! He's the one who explains them all to us on game night bc he's always the one who's read them! I've fucked this up for him so much.