Fergus Plunkett (furg) wrote in disorderjournal, @ 2018-03-24 14:47:00 |
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So for the record, if anyone is on Incendr and gets swiped by a lady with the user name TabulaRapture, she's not actually that into you.
Or, well. She's into you, but she's more into the thought of eating you, because she's definitely a hag and she definitely doesn't look like her pic on the site and she definitely is paying someone to do the back-and-forth meet-and-greet before you get together in person part on the app for her because yeah. This hag was definitely not the English Major that she seemed to be on the app once we met irl.