R&R.
We've been mates for ages and you've never once let me down. I don't think you fit into the cookie cutter mold of a good person, but I know you've a soft side beneath that weird and irreverent exterior. I trust you a whole lot - with my life, even. I don't think you're going to let me down. I think you're telling yourself the worst is going to happen so you don't get too attached.