KV
Honestly, if he's not a muggle he has to be a squib with that magic "tricks" he pulls.
Well they can stuff it then. I care. You want a nice somebody? I'll find you one. You want to retire to an island and paint for the rest of your life? I'll murder whoever I have to to get you that island.
I guess I am basically running Magical transportation so murder might not be necessary but I would!