Kettleburn
Normally it comes with a little less abuse and a little more fanart. And the odd pair of knickers thrown at you.
Look, I get that you're just toeing the party line or whatever and I'm not mad at you specifically, but a lot of people risked themselves in order (no pun intended) to protect the match go-ers, so even though I get that, I was still more that a little miffed to read about the Death Eaters being selfless heroes when one of them attacked me and my friend. Just my two sickles though.