Barnaby.
You can't batman me (despite telling me I can't batman you!!) and then hit on me and think I'm actually going to sleep with you even if I want to. Because then it's tomorrow and what, we're still on this break that only you want to be on? You're already dictating the terms here, I can't do this 'we're on a break but not right now because I'm horny and I miss you but an hour from now we'll be on this break again because everything's a lot' whiplash. Because I do miss you and this sucks.