With joyous news comes even more joyous news. Stop wasting time watching World Cup 2018 previous and come to an illusion show!
In honour of International Quidditch being chopped I'm going to start a new show -- CHOPPED. As a teaser, I'm going to say that the penultimate act involves a Quidditch player being cut in half FOUR WAYS! Astounding!
In honour of my ex-husband Dedalus Diggle's life being ruined by his shitty actions, I'll give the first ten ticket purchasers one of his shitty top hats I got in the divorce proceedings. Hilarious!