jasper williamson. (wllmsn) wrote in disorderjournal, @ 2018-01-05 16:22:00 |
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My New Year's resolution is to drink more. How's that?
WARDED TO FRIENDS.
Some long overdue updates:
- BELLATRIX LESTRANGE SMILED AT ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE???
- AND THEN SHE SENT MY SON A KNEAZLE!!!!!
- So then my son and my son's mother tried to leave the country.
- Well, technically we were planning on them doing that as soon as this stupid will contest with Murder Twat was settled.
- But it took forever because Murder Twat stole my mother's engagement ring.
- But it worked out well in the end because then we changed the terms of the settlement and she had no choice but to accept.
- Anyway. Cut to NYE and Flick was arrested for trying to smuggle out a Muggleborn.
- No, I didn't know she was going to do that.
- She's out now but has a travel ban on her and can't leave the country again.
- And my son still has his stupid kneazle.
Is that all?
Oh yeah, Maddie moved into my spare room. I forgot about that.