saxon capper :) (sackson) wrote in disorderic, @ 2017-11-29 22:23:00 |
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Good morning and welcome if you're just joining us, this is Saxon Capper fulfilling your morning show needs. We've got the weather coming up in a minute, but for now, a round up of this mornings news beat.
A gaggle of swans in Ottery St. Catchpole have been given human teeth and are currently terrorising residents, a crup appears to have taken control of a broom and has been spotted all the way down to Minehead from Cheshire and finally, our big news story of the day is that the Ministry has announced the appointment of the new head of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. We leave the department in the experienced hands of Fenrir Greyback. His appointment comes after the previous Head of Department, Phelan Whelan...[muffled]...who has been feeling quite unwell lately, had a bit of a breakdown in the lobby. Anyway, we wish Mr. Greyback all the best with his new position.
And now, the weather.