saxon capper :) (sackson) wrote in disorderic, @ 2017-10-09 01:12:00 |
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Excerpt from the Break Fast Show
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It's six o'clock, good morning, this is Saxon Capper with the early morning breakfast show on Sunday. This morning's leading news story is that Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards has suspended the membership of the British Ministry of Magic's membership to the ICW. Chances are I'm going to screw up the pronunciation of this so apologies to the Mugwump for that but Babajide Akingbade has decided there needs to be an investigation into the Ministry, because we all know how much the British public enjoy a bunch of international wizards deciding what should or should not be going on in our very own government.
We've been talking to some of the public this morning, and got a few responses for our Minister. Annica, from South Horn is thrilled by the money we'll be saving if the British Ministry no longer has to pay dividends to belong to the ICW, London's very own Rodney is giving us the all caps "WE DON'T NEED THE ICW" while up in Kelly, Willa gave an impassioned speech about the nature of friendship and how we here in the Great old Britain take care of our own and are only accountable to our own and this is how it was meant to be before all these other people started butting in. Quite a few owls here about the jealousy of the ICW, don't know a good thing when they see it.
Heavy feelings out there today, guys, shock at the disrespect of the ICW throwing themselves a bit of a tantrum and trying to convince itself of it's own importance and lots of well earned support for the Ministry. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? We'll be back with the our Ministry correspondent to talk more about this issue after the early morning traffic update and these messages.