The Death Eater's Art Troupe, formed over the last couple of decades from people not talented enough to get into art school, tonight unveiled their newest piece. The Troupe, a small but not insignificant group, was formed of Death Eater's whose ambitions have always been greater than their talent. One member, who will remain anonymous out of pity, was rejected from the Janus Fabius Shool of Art eighteen times and joined the troupe in a fit of pique. "If they won't let me make real art, I'll do my best with fake art," they cried.
It must be stressed that their fake art is distasteful, immoral, disgusting and ruinous.
Unveiling the installation at a new show in the art gallery, Death Eaters showed a human being, who they attempted to rob of their own humanity. The results were not even close to mixed. Assembled crowds booed the Art Troupe, who promptly took their leave as onlooks pelted them with rotten tomatoes and eggs. Several of them were seen crying as they fled and bystanders report hearing, "Not the eggs AGAIN."
As a handy tip for future Art Troupe endeavours: people will always boo this type of art. They've got taste. Perhaps stick to oil paintings.