theodora travers. (enquire) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-03-20 23:06:00 |
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WARRANTS ISSUED FOR ALLEGED VIGILANTES By Theodora Travers This morning several warrants were issued for the arrest of suspected members of the Order of the Phoenix, marking a notable improvement in response from the DMLE to the growing vigilante problem. Warrants were issued for the following alleged vigilantes: Dedalus Diggle Angelina Johnson Remus Lupin Alicia Spinnet Fred Weasley George Weasley. While the group may applaud themselves as protectors and stewards of an idealistic cause, they remain accused and answerable to the attack on civilians during a charity event, as well as the destruction of Wizarding Britain’s property wards, leaving citizens and their homes vulnerable. Sadly, this fact remains to be seen by a large number of the employees in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. In comments obtained by The Daily Prophet, a group of former Aurors turned Hitwizards were once again found to exercise disappointing insubordination towards their Head of Department, Ar. Corban Yaxley, and a lack of concern for the priority of this task. When asked why they hadn’t tracked down the Order yet, Hw Owen Dearborn’s reply this time was very passive aggressive. “I have gas,” he complained, forcing Ar Yaxley to allocate a member of staff to burp him. Along with the @rogueaurors account, who hooted a quote about rebelling “inside the system,” it is increasingly clear that the toxicity within the DMLE lies with the group of former Aurors. Thankfully, with the tireless work of Hw Ian Travers and Hw Graham Montague, the only two members on staff actively naming suspects, the Department presses on. “The threat of the Order of Phoenix was being underestimated by a large swathe of the Hit Office. Finally, we are zeroing in on some of the most dangerous criminals in the country. The people of Britain won't be safe until they're locked away,” said Hw Graham Montague, who is responsible for the issued warrants. Anyone with any information about the whereabouts of the individuals listed above should contact the DMLE immediately. Have a hot tip about the Order of the Phoenix? Contact Theodora Travers at ttravers@dailyprophet.mag |