George Weasley (inoneearnout) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-02-26 09:48:00 |
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"Hello? Is this the DEE-EM-ELL-EE? YES I have seen one of those DIRTY Wandless the Order of the Phoenix let loose run across my yard! Yes! I demand you come fetch them right now! My address is [purist address]"
Dear Muggbleborn Registration Office,
I would like to report sightings of what seems to be a group of Muggleborns in my neighbor's cellar. I saw a couple come up for air this morning and I will not tolerate another minute breathing the same air as them. Please dispatch your snatchers immediately to [address of a purist charity treasurer]. Thank you for all you do to keep our country safe.
Sincerely yours, a concerned citizen.
"HELP! HELP! MUGGLEBORNS ARE STEALING MY MAGIC AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP THEM WHAT DO I D" (floo call can be traced back to the a fireplace WAY OUT in the countryside where they will find absolutely no one)
DMLE-
Alert, it seems the Order has brought several Wandless to a nearby farm, at (known purist mansion address), please retrieve them asap and bring boots as they've likely buried themselves amongst the manure. Thank you!
- Philbert Stagwhistle[.... and it goes on like this for a few hours. I didn't get time to ask for volunteers so if you'd like to be one of the addresses given (gotten from the coordinates Becca/Percy leaked, feel free to say a call or OWL mentioned them!)]