barnaby 'baz' snell (broadcaster) wrote in disorderic, @ 2017-09-06 11:37:00 |
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BARNABY: [uncharacteristically solemn] Welcome to the Pitch. This is Barnaby Snell. My co-host Angelus Rosier is on holiday today. [a weighted pause] We begin our show with tragic news: Johnson Wadcock, the Chudley Cannons Keeper, was found murdered last night. His body was discovered on the Cannons' pitch beneath a Dark Mark. No other details are being released to the media at this time, but Wadcock's death is clear retaliation for the joint statement released by the Chudley Cannons, the Falmouth Falcons, the Holyhead Harpies, the Montrose Magpies, and Puddlemere United on the second of September. And I think it's shit that Death -- [an abrupt change] -- that Wadcock, a promising young talent was cut down in his prime. Will the aforementioned teams rescind their statement? [another pause, then slightly panicked] He was strung up with a sign saying "this is our year," what the f-- [the show abruptly switches to commercial] |