theodora travers. (enquire) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-01-09 17:14:00 |
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✸ The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice ✸ |
DMLE LEAKS REVEAL SHEER LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM By Theodora Travers Shocking revelations of unprofessionalism abound in a leaked transcript of journal wards obtained by The Daily Prophet tonight. Faced with a plea for response to both identify theft and grand theft of charity money raised for the Society for the Preservation of Magical Heritage at the WWN offices in Hogsmeade on Monday 8 January 2018, several members of the DMLE failed to show due compassion and respect both towards victim Angelus Rosier, and the Head of their Department, Ar Corban Yaxley. The responses, ranging from repeated questioning of Ar Yaxley's authority, particularly by Hw Madeline Savage, quickly devolved into personal attacks on both Ar Yaxley and the reporting civilian. Such responses include, "BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BITCH," from Hw Owen Dearborn, directed at Mr Rosier. Hw Dearborn later quit in a juvenile temper tantrum later that evening. When asked to bring in a suspect for questioning, Hw Bridget Proudfoot responded with a flippant, "can't [sic]" followed by escalating concerning statements such as, "i'm drunk and i don't have any clean pants [sic]" and "honestly, it doesn't take much to get me naked [sic]." In addition to all of this were absurd abusive reminders of familial connections by Hw Williamson in an obvious attempt at nepotism, effectively shut down by the patient and upstanding Ar Yaxley. "I've been giving them the benefit of the doubt since many of them are new to the Hitwizard Office. I had hoped that Hw Corner's influence would reach them, but it clearly hasn't," Ar Yaxley said. It should be noted that Hw Chelsea Corner was the only professional Hitwizard on the ward. Thousands of wizards across the globe are affected by instances of identity theft, resulting in crippling debt for the victims as their financial records and accounts are used for ill-gain. In this instance, Mr Rosier was impersonated by use of either glamours or polyjuice. Polyjuice Potions, as many wizards and witches will recall from their Potions classes, requires the addition of a piece of the victim DNA in order to effectively transform the impersonator into a doppelganger of the impersonated. This can be as simple as a piece of hair, or toenail, or a drop of blood. Procuring said DNA without permission is a clear invasion of privacy. Mr Rosier added that the offending members of the DMLE had not bothered to ask about this before they started shooting down his list of potential suspects, despite the fact someone had to act convincing enough and have familiarity to pull off impersonating him and his director, Ms Perks. "I expected better. Regardless of whether they like the charity or not, it's still charity, and the blatant lack of caring from those supposed to uphold the law is disappointing," said Mr Rosier. The Auror Office was dissolved on 15 September 2017 to great effect regarding the distribution of taxpayer money, but disgruntled employees are taking an inordinate amount of time to adjust to their new positions. It begs the question, should the Ministry continue to fund their temper tantrums and unprofessional conduct? Publicly funded institutions, such as the DMLE, ought to serve the community, not their own biases, with respect. |